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Whilst rocking the most basic colour combination, our monochromatic fake-donkeys are everything but boring! They always respectfully adhere to the colour palette at the wedding, whilst not stealing the show on this very special day!

Our Zebras are also trained to perform special services, such as:

• Being the ring bearer, walking down the aisle
  
• Performing a song by the white stripes
• Cracking divorce jokes at dinner after the ceremony
  

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See this adorable smile? Meet Jimbo, the sloth even a birthday host cannot deny a wish. But don’t be deceived by the sleepy smile. Jimbo is a party animal after all! Laid-back in the vines, lit at party times.

Born in the rural rainforests of Honduras, battling a troublesome youth, he came to live the big city life of Port of Spain with us and never dropped the partying mentality!

For a small extra, our sloths even bring their selfmade, handcrafted, vegan, non-animal tested, child-friendly, washable gifts for your parties!

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You want to suprise your friend with something ​special? Why not rent a flamingo?! There’s nothing ​better than partying while dressed in partnerlook ​with mother natures favorite shrimp eating bird!

Lucky you, we offer our trained flamingos for ​Bachelor Parties and similar celebrations alike. It ​will be animalistic, unhinged, and pink, like every ​party should be!

Get in touch now and become the king of.. not the ​jungle but the club for sure!

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Do you think Polo on horses is only for pretentious rich white people? Are you an enjoyer of long necks? Does hitting a ball with a stick give you unreasonable satisfaction?

Honestly, who doesn’t? We don’t blame you! So hop on, pick a stick from the bushes and get ready to hit a ball made of hard plastic! If that does not scream adulthood, what does?

P.S. no spitting allowed!

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Have you grown tired of all the arguments about who’s the fastest racer? Are you sick of riding normal horses? Have you always wanted to throw a ball sized egg at your friends while riding at breakneck speeds?

In that case, our Ostrich Racing Academy is the place to be for you. Whether you come alone or with company, we provide the noble steeds and you the content the social media world craves.

You have no friends but don’t want to zoom by yourself? For a fair price we can offer “friends” on a per hour basis too!

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Ever had the desire to unleash the inner animal? Looking for a beating for a friend? Feeling overconfident in your fighting capabilites?

If so, we’ve got just the right offer for you. Step inside the boxing ring and be bested by the ferocious Kangaroos with boxing gloves, Tony, Frank, or Helga.

While we cannot assure the desired outcome, we can assure your financial safety by offering various insurance packages before the fight!

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I bought an anteater 2 months ago and it ​was the best choice I’ve ever made. I had ​hoards of ants plaguing my property, but no ​more! Thank you so much for the advice and ​service!

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Fu Zeng

We literally had a flattering experience with ​the flamingos at my cousins bachelor party. ​It was a wild night, not only, but also ​because of the animalistic behaviour of our ​special guests! Would do it again!

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Kanudi Kasaki

My family and I were on holiday in Trinidad ​& Tobago and needed to play Giraffe Polo ​for ourselves. We had a blast riding the ​Giraffes and even though my team lost, it ​was a worthy, thrilling experience!

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Christiano Ronaldo

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